The Fam
Cam Archibald
Organizer since birth. Gorgeous. Event planner. Married to adorable ginger Michael Kinally. Can pull off a party for 500 with both hands tied behind her back. Like her mother, understands the importance of cake.

The Kooistra in-laws
Family acquired summer of 2019. All totally awesome as well

Me (center), with my sister-friends, Kathy (left) and Shelly, September, 2021
Eloise
AKA Meatloaf, or Meaty. Problematic at the vets. Savage but strangely sweet. Favorite food: plastic bags. Has ironically embarked on career as an emotional support animal.

Toast

Failed presidential candidate. Newspaper columnist. Stone cold killer. Professional nemesis to Eloise. Opinionated.
Chandler

Sweet and elegant. A true gentleman. Big on carrots. Retired to a lovely farm in Ipswich, Mass, living large with a group of friends.